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Better late than never 🌹

Foulwarden

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Ahoy pirates šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø, I know I’m laaate to this (2 years), but hey, better late than never.
I’m Farrah, which means joy, so I hope I’ve been a joy to interact with so far. Looking forward to many more good/pirated times with you all āŠ‚(ā€¢ā€æā€¢āŠ‚ )*.✧
 
Although we've interacted plenty of times before, let's do so again.

Greetings! Welcome to our humble abode, creature of the mod! Igor has already brought your belongings to one of the castle's multiple chambers — they are far too many, you're going to have to search a little bit, and never ever! Open the dungeon — while he's having a great time preparing dinner! We even have multiple selections of peasan—! Desserts for you to peruse......

"Mhmmylord! What is happening? Why are your eyes glowing—!?"

"BE QUIET!"

I'm sorry for the commotion, it was just an animal...

What we were saying?


SPLAT!

Oh yes! Your name is Farrah?

CRRRUNCH

I have heard this name used often for fond characters in the gaming world Like Overwatch, or Wayhaven. Glad to—

"Master! Dinner's ready!"

Oh, my favourite! Let us feast darling!
 
Although we've interacted plenty of times before, let's do so again.

Greetings! Welcome to our humble abode, creature of the mod! Igor has already brought your belongings to one of the castle's multiple chambers — they are far too many, you're going to have to search a little bit, and never ever! Open the dungeon — while he's having a great time preparing dinner! We even have multiple selections of peasan—! Desserts for you to peruse......

"Mhmmylord! What is happening? Why are your eyes glowing—!?"

"BE QUIET!"

I'm sorry for the commotion, it was just an animal...

What we were saying?


SPLAT!

Oh yes! Your name is Farrah?

CRRRUNCH

I have heard this name used often for fond characters in the gaming world Like Overwatch, or Wayhaven. Glad to—

"Master! Dinner's ready!"

Oh, my favourite! Let us feast darling!
Ah, Vampkun, my dear host! Once again, I am lured into your shadowy sanctuary by the irresistible allure of... well, mostly your peasan—ahem, desserts.

ā€œMy belongings?ā€ Oh, Igor has hidden them, has he? Delightful. Nothing like a good hunt to awaken the senses. And the dungeon? You say I mustn’t open it, yet you know how I adore forbidden placesā™”. No promises, my friend.

CLANK ā€œWhat was that noise?ā€ Did Igor drop something, or has one of your guests wandered too far again? The echoes of restless souls are so hard to ignore...

Ah, yes, Farrah

Crrrrrunch

...... where was I oh "a name spoken with reverence across realms bla bla bla! Overwatch, Wayhaven bla bla bla. Truly, I live up to the legend."


ā€œMASTER! Dinner is ready!ā€

Ah, music to my ears! Let us feast, my friend, before your desserts grow cold or your peasants grow bold. Lead the way to the dining hall, the night is young, and so is our hunger!
 
Although we've interacted plenty of times before, let's do so again.

Greetings! Welcome to our humble abode, creature of the mod! Igor has already brought your belongings to one of the castle's multiple chambers — they are far too many, you're going to have to search a little bit, and never ever! Open the dungeon — while he's having a great time preparing dinner! We even have multiple selections of peasan—! Desserts for you to peruse......

"Mhmmylord! What is happening? Why are your eyes glowing—!?"

"BE QUIET!"

I'm sorry for the commotion, it was just an animal...

What we were saying?


SPLAT!

Oh yes! Your name is Farrah?

CRRRUNCH

I have heard this name used often for fond characters in the gaming world Like Overwatch, or Wayhaven. Glad to—

"Master! Dinner's ready!"

Oh, my favourite! Let us feast darling
I found this funnier than I should have
 
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